"Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible".


i hope when im like 80 pokemon will still be a thing so that i can battle and victoriously wreck my grandchildren reminding them who the ultimate trainer truly is





i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked


Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.



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How pregnancy shifts and moves the mother’s internal organs to make room for the baby. Interactive Flash source here.

This shit cray

#280 Because of “vagina”.


Grey’s Anatomy actress Ellen Pompeo tells Jimmy Kimmel about the right and wrong words to use on TV.


How can we call ourselves a modern society when the medical terms for female genitalia are considered risqué? Why is the male body simply a human body, while the female body is a sinful weapon of sexual mass destruction that needs to be covered, hidden and controlled?